2005. 12. 2. 13:46
[그냥/괜히]
가끔 보는 외국 블로그들이 있었는데, 언제부턴가 척 노리스 놀이라는게 유행인가보다. 하필이면 왜 척 노리스를 주인공으로 이런게 시작됐는지는 모르지만 지금은 너무 많아져서 여기처럼 아예 랜덤하게 이 시리즈의 문장을 하나씩 보여주는 곳도 있다. (구글에서 chuck norris를 검색하면 공식 페이지와 imdb 바로 밑에 이게 뜬다 -_-)
이런 대체로 실없는 'fact'들을 계속 만들어낸다.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
- Chuck Norris has been hired by the state of Louisiana to roundhouse kick hurricanes away from the state for the next decade.
- Chuck Norris' beard is actually a miniature ecological system, housing many species unkown to man.
- Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck norris flew back in time using a secret technique tought to him by bruce lee. There he roundhouse kicked leonardo da vinci and stole his plans to a machine leonardo has been working on his whole life. That machine was the total gym.
- Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
'형은 세살 때부터 검은띠라 존내 맞아도 안아프다'는 싱하형 어록이나 '독자들이 읽는 속도보다 만화책 찍어내는 속도가 더 빠르다'는 김성모 류의 농담과도 비슷한 구석이 있다.
그러고 보니 Mr.T나 빈 디젤도 비슷한 시리즈가 약간 있는듯.
- Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.
- 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
- When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
- If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
이런 대체로 실없는 'fact'들을 계속 만들어낸다.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
- Chuck Norris has been hired by the state of Louisiana to roundhouse kick hurricanes away from the state for the next decade.
- Chuck Norris' beard is actually a miniature ecological system, housing many species unkown to man.
- Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck norris flew back in time using a secret technique tought to him by bruce lee. There he roundhouse kicked leonardo da vinci and stole his plans to a machine leonardo has been working on his whole life. That machine was the total gym.
- Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
'형은 세살 때부터 검은띠라 존내 맞아도 안아프다'는 싱하형 어록이나 '독자들이 읽는 속도보다 만화책 찍어내는 속도가 더 빠르다'는 김성모 류의 농담과도 비슷한 구석이 있다.
그러고 보니 Mr.T나 빈 디젤도 비슷한 시리즈가 약간 있는듯.
- Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.
- 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
- When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
- If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."